Don’t Wear the Writer Crazy Hat

Or there might be monkey poo a-flinging.

Does this stem from writers getting a big head from repeatedly creating worlds where the characters do one’s bidding? I wish my characters would do my bidding. They keep trying to do their own bidding.

Oh wait, maybe that’s a good thing. I mean, who wants to be the Great And Powerful Oz? I’d rather be a flying monkey, myself.