1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s a nice spread!.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
9. Don’t play with your meat.
10. Just spread those legs open and I’ll stuff it in.
11. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

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9 Responses to “Thirteen Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving”

  1. Hmmm…now where in the world did you get that list from? LOL! Have a great Thanksgiving!!!!

  2. ha! wonder how those would go over with my grandma?

  3. Too funny! Thanks for sharing. I’ll have to shoot for humour next week.

  4. happy tt and i hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving full of blessings and good food!

  5. ROLF I loved it. happy Thanksgiving.


  6. Those are hilarious! Have a wonderful holiday!

  7. What a great take on the list for Thanksgiving!

  8. Nice list. Of course, I’m a closet pervert.

  9. LOL! 🙂

    Happy Thanksgiving and TT 😉

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