No, not me. (TMI!) STARBUCK. Read on.

Frakking Lee Adama

So, if you read the Weekly Roundup post yesterday then you’ve seen Sarah Silverman’s confession to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. Then there’s, Kimmel’s, um, rebuttal, explaining his infatuation with Ben Affleck. Kevin Smith got in on the game too (but his is completely uncensored, so not-work-safe.)

This continuing meme got me thinking of how this could apply to so many things. Like Battlestar Galactica and the love triangle between Starbuck, Lee “Apollo” Adama and Sam Anders. Hey, I’ve been completely honest about my geekdom, but if there was any doubt…click on the more link below. Just remember parody is the highest form of flattery.

Starbuck: Hey Sam…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel at Cloud 9…I don’t know I’ve been “dead” for so long I..I don’t even know what planet I’m on any more to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important, I mean we’ve been together for so long, since New Caprica when we got those matching tatts. I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
Starbuck: I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: I’m sorry but it’s true
Starbuck: I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: I’m not imagining it’s you
Starbuck: I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: On a bunk, on the floor, in a Raptor by the door, in a Viper, in a field, with our spacesuits unsealed…
Starbuck: I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: While you’re eating diet algae
Starbuck: I said I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She said she’s frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: Hey Sam, how do you like them boxing gloves? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…
Starbuck: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…
Starbuck: Hey Sam, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we led the resistance…And we fried a bunch of toasters…Then you puked in a bucket…On the Cylons that we fried…
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imafrak!
Boys: Imafrak who?
Girls: I’m frakking Lee Adama!
Boys: She’s frakking Lee Adama!
Starbuck: Analyze!
Everyone: F-R-A-K Lee A-D-A-M-A…I said F-R-A-K Lee A-D-A-M-A
Starbuck: I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: And you know that I ain’t lyin’
Starbuck: I said I’m frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: Just ask President Roslin
President Roslin: It’s true, I have confirmed via a vision that she is in fact frakking Lee Adama and will continue to do so until we reach Earth.
Starbuck: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Pyramid with you online, I was frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: [Remember when] You went back and forth between the Galatica and Pegasus, she was DEFINITELY frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: [Remember when] I told you I was frakking Lee Adama? I WAS frakking Lee Adama.
Starbuck: On a bunk, on the floor, in a Raptor by the door, in a Viper, in a field, with our spacesuits unsealed…
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Lee Adama: She’s frakking Lee Adama
Starbuck: I love Ron Moore!
Starbuck: So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
Lee Adama: No, you did great.
Starbuck: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Lee Adama: Pretty damn good.
Starbuck: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Sam and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends, anyone I’ve ever frakked really. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicists the Final Five. So take care
Lee Adama: You know what? Stop right there….Sam we’re out of time…sorry.
Starbuck: [laughs] You are soo bad!
Lee Adama: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go frak in my bunk…See ya Sam.



One Response to “I'm Frakking Lee Adama”

  1. Geek girl is fraking crazy! LOL

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