Danger Gal Bonus: Stripperella

On today of all days I just couldn’t contain myself anymore.

StripperellaI have to tell you how great I think Stripperella a.k.a Erotica Jones is, voiced by Pamela Anderson. Stripperella is the perfect conjunct to Anderson’s inexhaustible career that began with Baywatch, moved on to the ground-breaking shows that were V.I.P. and Stacked, not to mention Barb Wire. Words of wisdom from The Pam:

“I don’t really think about anything too much. I live in the present. I move on. I don’t think about what happened yesterday. If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out.”

“It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people.”

I mean, really, Jones has enhanced reflexes and senses (and you know what that means…), an above average intelligence (do you think she might qualify to join Sexa, that elite cabal of savant stripper secret agents?), she can even jump really high and has sexy martial arts and killer stripper moves. I sooo wish I could use my extravagant blonde hair as a parachute too.

That would just be, like, awesome.