Thirteen Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
(#5)
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s a nice spread!.
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
9. Don’t play with your meat.
10. Just spread those legs open and I’ll stuff it in.
11. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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Hmmm…now where in the world did you get that list from? LOL! Have a great Thanksgiving!!!!
Leslie said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
ha! wonder how those would go over with my grandma?
geek-betty said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Too funny! Thanks for sharing. I’ll have to shoot for humour next week.
MomOnTheGo said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 2:20 pm
happy tt and i hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving full of blessings and good food!
jayedee said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
ROLF I loved it. happy Thanksgiving.
Aline
Aline de Chevigny said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Those are hilarious! Have a wonderful holiday!
Damozel said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 4:08 pm
What a great take on the list for Thanksgiving!
Karen said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Nice list. Of course, I’m a closet pervert.
Tina Kubala said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 5:24 pm
LOL!
Happy Thanksgiving and TT
Linda R. Moore said this on November 22nd, 2007 at 5:37 pm