Thirteen Funny Ways to Answer the Phone
(#31)
1. Roadkill Cafe! You kill it, we grill it.
2. Hello, Clarice.
3. Phone tag, you’re it.
4. Your soul is mine.
5. Sorry, she’s dead. Can I have her call you back?
6. The number you have called is not in service…Please try again.
7. Federal Bureau of Investigation tips line, this call has been traced.
8. WJIH, you’re caller 27 and you’ve just won twenty thousand dollars!
9. You started it.
10. For the nuclear terrorism department, please press 1.
11. Bates Motel.
12. You Rang?
13. Mommy?
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Happy TT! Wow that is an interesting list of 13 ways to answer the phone. I like all of them and the first one is hilarious but the others are also funny too. I like this list very much and I’m glad I stopped by because you have made my morning with your list. Hope to see you at my 3rd edition about J.R. Ward at Talk About My Favorite Authors blog.
Comment by Ivette — May 29, 2008 @ 11:28 am
From the old phone commercial with the Zulu warrior answering the pay phone:
Onazuku Beachside!
Comment by Scott B — May 29, 2008 @ 11:41 am
Uhm have you been calling my house recently? We’ve been known to use these when my parents or husband’s famiyl call, or friends.
Happy TT, Hope you’ll visit my 34th T13…Weird Word Verifications” at The Cafe.
Comment by Sassy Mama Bear — May 29, 2008 @ 11:42 am
Ah Ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySB7je2x54
It’s “Bula vinaka, beachside!”
Comment by Scott B — May 29, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Love #7. Gotta try that. Very good post! Happy TT!
Comment by Sandy M — May 29, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
Super funny thirteen! Thanks for sharing! Check out my TT!
Comment by Wani — May 29, 2008 @ 4:17 pm