Todd the Vampire
So I’m utterly caught up in J.R. Ward’s vampire series and I’m only on the first installment, Dark Lover. I keep laughing out loud at the vampire names though: Wrath (the hero), Tohrment, Rhage, Phury (which I keep reading as “Furry”) and Zzadist. And the heroine, a half-breed, is named Beth.
I keep thinking that Beth and Wrath are going to have a baby down the line and she’s going to want to name him Todd. Todd the Vampire. Guard your virgins everybody, Todd’s got his fangs out and he’s ready to rumble.
Update: Image is Vampire Steve, an IT specialist, from the TV show iZombie played by Kett Turton. Obviously iZombie happened many years after this post was first published, but it seemed perfect.