Lisa Paitz Spindler

So I’m utterly caught up in J.R. Ward’s vampire series and I’m only on the first installment, Dark Lover. I keep laughing out loud at the vampire names though: Wrath (the hero), Tohrment, Rhage, Phury (which I keep reading as “Furry”) and Zzadist. And the heroine, a half-breed, is named Beth.

I keep thinking that Beth and Wrath are going to have a baby down the line and she’s going to want to name him Todd. Todd the Vampire. Guard your virgins everybody, Todd’s got his fangs out and he’s ready to rumble.

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